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The Soccers in Indian Politics

The Soccers in Indian Politics

If TRP ratings are anything to go by, yes, it’s official. For the first time in Indian sporting history, cricket has been sidelined by football. Italy’s exit from the football world cup made bigger news than India winning the Asia Cup. Sensing the growing enthusiasm among the people, political parties wasted no time pouncing on the opportunity. Our correspondent Shilpa Garg caught up with B.J.P. spokesperson Rajiv Pratap Rudy, who was not looking very cheerful. Shilpa: “Sir, the … Read entire article »

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Fiction 55: I do…

Fiction 55 is a form of writing where the whole story has to fit in 55 words. I was there and so was she. We looked at each other and our eyes met. I saw my future in them. A man next to her asked me “So young man, do you?” “Yes, I do.”, I replied. She smiled at me and said, “Your offer letter would reach you in a week. Congratulations!” … Read entire article »

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Guest post by Ajmal amir kasab

Guest post by Ajmal amir kasab

Salam Alaikum, Firstly, I really want to thank you guys. Out there in Pakistan, I was just another guy getting trained to go fight you guys. But, you guys have made me a celebrity.  The news channels cant stop talking about me, almost every blogger in India has written something about me. By the way am not sure if the news is out, but Ram Gopal Verma just offered me a role in his next movie. … Read entire article »

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Desperation

“It’s been five days now! What will I do? Damn it, what do I do?!” Sid said to himself, biting his nails, his face full of sweat. “Think dude think! It’s been five days now. You have to do it. What are people going to think!” By now his heart beat had almost doubled. He just stared at the mirror helplessly. He knew what he had to do. ************ Half an hour later, Sid’s mother charged into the room screaming: “Where the hell are you? I’ve been calling you for the past half an hou….!” She stopped, when she found Sid in front of his laptop, his head on the table and his body completely motionless. She was frightened. She looked up at the screen and it read: “Your blog post published successfully!” … Read entire article »

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Jab we Met…

*****On a bright Sunday morning***** I was sitting at Cafe Nandini with Sahil and Arvind, 2 of my friends from office. We were busy talking about all the usual non-sense, which generally means cursing our work and our respective bosses. The place was jam packed. People were standing around hoping for somebody to leave so that they could get hold of their table. At one point it became so bad that there were actually people standing around our table, waiting to grab our table as soon as we get up. People were actually staring at my plate, in a way telling me to finish things fast. It wasn’t long before the awkward situation forced Arvind to call for the cheque. Man! You should have seen the face of one of the guys waiting near … Read entire article »

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Give me some beer… Give me Champagne

The following lines were forwarded to me by a friend recently. I am sure you have all heard the song “Give me some sunshine…. Give me some rain…” from the movie Three Idiots. I won’t say anything else, just check it out… Saari umr humBin piye mar gayeEk pal to ab humein Pine dopine do Saari umr humBin piye mar gayeEk pal to ab humein Pine dopine do Na na na….Na na na….Na na na….Na na nana na…. Give me some beerGive me ChampagneGive me another pegI wanna get drunk once again Give me some rumGam hojaye kamGive me another pegI wanna get drunk once again Kandhon ko bibiKe shopping ke bojh ne jhukaya bibi se jhoot bolna tho khudbibi ne sikhaya gift laaoge to pyar, varna aatyacharkitkit sun sun ke pada dimag pe tala shadi ne to sala … Read entire article »

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Fiction 55: Shift + Delete

Fiction 55 is a form of writing where the whole story has to fit in 55 words. This is my first attempt on writing fiction 55. Hope you guys like it. Please do leave your comments so that I know what you felt about the post: Sonia dumped Ram one night… Shit+Delete Ram thought he deleted her from the hard disk of his heart 2 years later he still feels the pain… Cupid come’s to check what’s wrong He checks and says…… “Shift key doesn’t work. She was stuck in the recycle bin and I can’t get her out.” I know its needless to say this but Ram and Sonia are fictitious characters and bear no resemblence to anybody living or on the verge of death.(I guess the dead wont mind). … Read entire article »

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All in a day’s work Part 2

All in a day’s work Part 2

All in a day’s work continued… One month later 7th January 2010 One week into 2010 and Varun hadn’t stopped partying. He still kept his promise of making everyday feel like a new beginning. In the past one month, he had done almost all the things he wanted to do all his life. A week ago he bumped into his old friend Tavish. Tavish was one of the weirdest people you would ever find in … Read entire article »

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Now a seperate state for Cyberabad?

Yes you heard it right. Now that a state of Telangana seems almost a reality, there is a fresh demand for the formation of a separate state of Cyberabad to be carved out of Hyderabad. The newly formed Cyberabad Rashtra Samiti has called a band, dates for which depend on their respective manager approvals. The so called Chief Minister of the so called state of Andhra Pradesh has urged CRS to withdraw their band call; else strict action will be taken against them. In an interview to sensible-bakwas.com, the president of CRS was asked about what he had to say about the CM’s appeal to the party, he simply responded by laughing. Here is an excerpt from the interview: Sesible-bakwas: Sir what is the rationale behind this particular demand CRS: “Even … Read entire article »

Filed under: Politics, humour

Somebody’s got a luck real bad

If I were Manu Sharma I’d be probably telling a fellow inmate right now “How bad could my luck get? First the whole media gangs up against me to make sure I go to jail, then when i quietly get out on parole on the grounds that my mother is sick, she goes and addresses a press conference, which thankfully nobody in the media noticed, at least not at that time, then all i do is just party out for one night and here I am back in here with all you guys!“ No matter how big a devil i think this guy is, I really couldn’t help laughing at the guys luck. I would probably like to file a RTI to get the names of the sons of rich politicians … Read entire article »

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